Sorry for the wait...we've been busy. Here's CJ and Micah.
NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Christian Joseph Gallopo, but all mah lil hoes on da block call me CJ
AGE: Old enough for you ;)
COUNTRY/PLANET OF ORIGIN: 'Merica
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Clay Aitken
FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Her remake of R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet - Parts 1-22"
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: "Penis"
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: I Want You Back - Jackson 5
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): About two and a half small children... three if they're all decapitated.
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS (MUST BE ANSWERED IN THE FORM OF MOVIE TITLES): A Few Good Men (1992)
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS (MUST ALSO BE ANSWERED IN THE FORM OF MOVIE TITLES): None But the Lonely Heart (1944)
AGE: Old enough for you ;)
COUNTRY/PLANET OF ORIGIN: 'Merica
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Clay Aitken
FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Her remake of R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet - Parts 1-22"
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: "Penis"
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: I Want You Back - Jackson 5
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): About two and a half small children... three if they're all decapitated.
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS (MUST BE ANSWERED IN THE FORM OF MOVIE TITLES): A Few Good Men (1992)
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS (MUST ALSO BE ANSWERED IN THE FORM OF MOVIE TITLES): None But the Lonely Heart (1944)
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): "Va cana fina, dali lama NOW"... Believe me, nothing gets the ladies more aroused when you shout that in their ears...
SCREW, MARRY, KILL – MEGAN FOX, AMY GUTMANN, AVERY MILLER’S (CINNAMON) BUNS:
Screw - Cinnamon Fox
Marry - Megan Guttman's Buns
Kill - Miller's Amy
WEIRD BODILY ABNORMALITIES: My penis has ears.
MOST EMBARRASSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: That time I auditioned for the Pennchants...
RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: I found a twenty dollar bill at the fair one time. Seriously, ask my brother.
NAME (INCLUDING MIDDLE): Micah Arden Kaats
AGE: 18
COUNTRY/PLANET OF ORIGIN: U.S.A.
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Thelonious Monk.
FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Telephone, only because Beyonce is in it.
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Dooeh.
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: Dick in a Box.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): 73.
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 1
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: .5 (butterface)
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): LEGENDARRRRRYYYY!!!!
SCREW, MARRY, KILL – MEGAN FOX, AMY GUTMANN, AVERY MILLER’S (CINNAMON) BUNS:
AGE: 18
COUNTRY/PLANET OF ORIGIN: U.S.A.
FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Thelonious Monk.
FAVORITE LADY GAGA SONG: Telephone, only because Beyonce is in it.
FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE: Dooeh.
FAVORITE SONG IN THE PENNCHANTS’ REPRETOIRE: Dick in a Box.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCHPRESS? (CAN BE MEASURED IN QUANTITY OF SMALL CHILDREN): 73.
NUMBER OF CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: 1
NUMBER OF ATTRACTIVE CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNERS: .5 (butterface)
PREFERRED SEX NOISE (MAY ALSO BE YOUR FAVORITE A CAPPELLA SYLLABLE): LEGENDARRRRRYYYY!!!!
SCREW, MARRY, KILL – MEGAN FOX, AMY GUTMANN, AVERY MILLER’S (CINNAMON) BUNS:
Screw: Megan Fox
Marry: Amy Gutmann
Kill: Who the hell is Avery Miller? (editors note: she is on our biz staff and you should know and love her)
WEIRD BODILY ABNORMALITIES: My thumbs are the exact same size as my big toes, and I have large big toes.
MOST EMBARRASSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: Accidentally got into a cab with the wrong group of people and was so out of it that I didn't realize it until 15 minutes in when I got out in center city. I was wondering why everyone was laughing the whole ride. No one even bothered to tell me they didn't know who I was. Kindof rude.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: Can beatbox "I Like to Move It," juggle, and hop on one foot at the same time.
WEIRD BODILY ABNORMALITIES: My thumbs are the exact same size as my big toes, and I have large big toes.
MOST EMBARRASSING NIGHT AT PENN SO FAR: Accidentally got into a cab with the wrong group of people and was so out of it that I didn't realize it until 15 minutes in when I got out in center city. I was wondering why everyone was laughing the whole ride. No one even bothered to tell me they didn't know who I was. Kindof rude.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT SELF: Can beatbox "I Like to Move It," juggle, and hop on one foot at the same time.
